Here’s something new I experienced: getting chased by geese. Written below is my account in the form of a short news article that you’d expect to be hidden in the corner of the 15th page of your daily newspaper. 
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artsyHANDS is back after a three day downtime and we’ve got news for ya, Apple’s latest creation: The iPad!
The most important things first: it has a ~10″ screen, it operates like the iPhone (software-wise), starts at the utterly amazing (though eventually disappointing) 499$ and is quite fun to use, but has its fairshare of shortcomings.
We won’t be informing you of the specs and details. You can check out Redmond Pie and iThinkDiff for that! This post will enlist what’s good, bad and ugly about the iPad.
More ahead on the most exciting tech-story of the year!
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I Bubbled My Name
Jan 10
Differentiating your bubblegum product from the ka-jillions of different chewing gums available in the market is a tough task. Wrigley’s, Extra, Boop!, BubblePop, Ding Dong, Tiger are just some of the many MANY types of gum available today in local stores.
They’ve tried everything: slap-on tattoos, lucky draw-like schemes, exotic car stickers, hot babe stickers etc have all been done to death. So what could be done now to secern a gum product?
Dan Pak of Pakistan came up with a new idea. Read about it, after the jump!
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The Beggars of Murree
Jan 8
Murree is a beggars paradise. Most of them have a more hands on approach to begging than the common brand of ’de de na’ people. These people are trained professionals and have evolved various new techniques.
A dangerously retarded baba and cheap bubblegums, after the jump.
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Waqt Nahi
Jan 1
Har Khushi Hai Logon Ke Daman Mein,
Par Ek Hansi Ke Liye Waqt Nahi.
Din Raat Daudti Duniya Mein,
Zindagi Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.
Moving, innit? Read ahead. It gets mov-ier.
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There are literally hundreds upon hundreds of PC security products available online and off. There is simply no end to the number of software that are designed to protect you from viruses, malware, spyware and all sort of shiznattz.
For the security conscious user, it’s a nightmare to choose which software to install because each product portrays itself as better than the other. In that case, what do you dooo?
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“Sorry beta, but I just can’t let you start driving the car yet. At least, until you get into a professional college. I don’t want you growing wings just yet. ” - Baba
That’s how it is and I don’t mind it one bit. Driving is like that thing you’ve wanted to do all your life, but once you learn it or do it, and once the novelty wears off, it becomes more of a boj than anything else.
I learned this earlier than most other people, because I’ve seen my poor dear uncle getting ordered to pick up groceries from the local market every day of the week just because he was the only one home who could drive a car without crashing it butt-first into a tree.
One epic story, coming right up!
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This poem I wrote is dedicated especially for all those who think they can change the fate of Pakistan! That’s you!!
Read on ahead, the poem that has been described as “Sounds like Iqbal all over again!” by Waisybabu.
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Counter-Cockroaches: WIN
Dec 4
Yesterday, Maria was minding her own business, prancing in her bedroom singing a Star World advert song which she had recently rediscovered, when out of the corner of her eye, she sees a huge brown cockroach moving around all the suitcases in her room.
She screams and runs for cover. Then, behind the door, she morphs into Super Maria. And this is how the battle started.
Read on ahead.
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The Hajification of Me
Nov 27
The time us Imrans spent in Saudia had to have some Hajji action in it, and lo and behold! All of us are Hajjis.
Today three years later, I’ll be going through the whole story at the occasion of this year’s Hajj. Try being interested. And keep saying mashallah throughout the read. Mashallah 
If you or any of your relatives are Hajj-ofying this year, congratulations to them! They’ll have a thoroughly amazing time!
