Here’s something new I experienced: getting chased by geese. Written below is my account in the form of a short news article that you’d expect to be hidden in the corner of the 15th page of your daily newspaper. :P

Read on ahead.

“Shitless”

CHICHOKI MALIYAN: At a local park today, a 17 year old youth was attacked and chased by a flock of deadly geese. The hunt was follishly initiated by the boy, when he carelessly intruded the pack’s personal wing span bubble. Witnesses say that the 17 year old was scared “shitless” and ran like a “total girl”.

Photos

Stalking

Chase

standing on one leg :/

Before I started messing with them.

Meri Mama Ko Bulao!!

It lasted for all of 10 seconds. Once the geese had scared the youth enough to send him home (running), they stopped and proceeded to quack loudly and triumphantly in a discordant chorus, almost as if though they were chanting,“MUAHAHAHAHAHA! Hellz yeah! that’ll teach dem hoomans!’’.

The youth was unavailable for comments. – AP

Questions For The Readers

  • Have you ever been chased by an animal that wasn’t a dog?
  • Did you like the photos I took? :P