bill kaulitz

Bill Kaulitz is - contrary to first impression - a part of the male genus. He’s the original band member and founder of Tokio Hotel which – contrary from the outset - is an actual band and not a chain of hotels.

Read on ahead to find out more about this disgustingly pretty man-woman!

Is he hot.. or is he hot?

Dude. Chick. Dude… no chick! Gahhhh! I can’t quite decide. :O

As Paladin58 from the Sarcastic Gamer forums states: “except for the absence of Lefty and Righty, I’d swear that that dude is a chick…”

He reminds me of the days when Begum Nawazish Ali was misinterpreted as a woman by most desi men (including one of my grand-uncles)…

Androgynous

But yes, if you gave Begum a real hard-butted analytical look, you could tell that he wasn’t a woman; only trying to be one.

In case of Bill right here, it’s very hard to decipher that. Reason being that he androgynous.

In other words, he’s a man who naturally looks like a woman.

I wonder what students of a boys-only college would have done to him. I mean, they’re desperate.. and he’s sexy.

I’m hoping that you agree with what I had to say above, because otherwise it would make me look like one seriously gay idiot. What’d you say?

Note: I found out about Bill from the Sarcastic Gamer forums, visit the forum thread there to see even more uber-hilarious comments!