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Independence Day Special!

Hello there! If you happen to be a fan of artsyHANDS over on Facebook, you’d know that we have been hyping up a super-uber awesome announcement-cum-post for 14th of August.

The time has come to let it out.

Question: What’s so special about it?

Answer: It’s the artsy way of celebrating our sovereignty and independence!

Read, listen and watch the all new artsyHANDS production that is sure to cause patriotic goosebumps, after the jump. (Click on “Read the rest of this entry”!)

And now, you can download the video. Read on for all the links.

Now that you can download the video, sharing is easier than ever. Carry the video on your mobile or ipod and transfer it to random people who leave their bluetooth on. ONLY 9 mb!! You can’t believe it!!

Background Story

Me and Shanipani came up with this song about 3 days ago. The parody throws light on some of the things that make life in Pakistan so much fun.

We decided to release it onto the public domain in celebration of Independence Day.

Getting the video ready in time was a huge challenge, but I think we’ve done ok. It’s got a great beat to it. Those of you who ever had a sega genesis might be able to recognize the music. Any guesses?

So why not jump ahead instead and watch/listen/read!

It’s a song! No, it’s a video! Naee naee, it’s text!

Heck, it’s all three. What you choose is up to you (and your internet connection speed).

Video!

DOWNLOAD THE VIDEO

DIAL-UP USERS LOOK HERE: Audio/Song!

Rock out to “Living in Pakistan” anywhere by downloading the song! CLICKITY! Our dial-up using readers would do well to listen to the song. Watch the video later when you get hold of a high-speed connection. :D

Now sing along!

And lastly, here are the lyrics. Sing along! Download the lyrics!

According to our evil genius scientist Mr. Monkey, your experience will be 14,652 times better by singing along than it would be without doing so.

Games and movies and songs are pirated,
Software’s almost free!
And thanks to the non-stop smuggling,
Hardware’s just as cheap
You can roam the streets,
Beat up anyone you want
Even poke them with your knife!
Vandalize, Bribe rob and flatulize
Have more than one wife!
Lo ji sunno meray bhai
Mujhe baat yaad aee
Aaj hai PAkistan ki 62nd Birthday!
Pehno ek shalwar kameez
Karo thori si tameez
Lagao har taraf dhair saray jhanday
Saray bhangra pao
Ja k baarish mein nahao
Abhi rehta hai poora din baaki!
TV dekhna band karo
Apna laptop band karo
Waisay bhee aaj kal bijli nahee aati
There’s no pressure when talking to girls
Some may find that strange
You can till wait forever
But you won’t get a date
Since your marriage is arranged
Go to a party
Do the bhangra
Boy, look at him go!
Take a dump under the bridge
Take a piss by the wall,
And relax no one will know
Choro pizza hut
Bhool jao Mcdonald’s
Ye bahir ka gand kya khana
Chalo khaen tikka boti
Saath do 5 roti
Saath ho jaye kulfa falooda!
Choro football ko,
Bhol jao basketball
Aur ye gand game jo hai hockey
Ao khelein gulli danda
Shurook karo qaidi qaidi
Ya phir ho jaye kabaddi

You can now download the video and share it through your mobile. Impress your friends, blackmail the artsyhands team. Heck, it’s only a 9 mb file.

Pakistan Zindabad!

Duckzilla and Shanipani