Life is evil. It has a way of putting every one of us in an embarrassing situation every once in a while. If you haven’t been embarrassed yet, you will be.
Find out which are some of the most embarrassed moments as faced by all of Adam’s family after the jump!
Enlisted here are some of the most awkward moments we might face in daily life:
Peeing/Pooping in Class
I think God made it obligatory for everyone school-going boy or girls to at least once let it go in class i.e. Pee/Poop in Class. The reason this usually happens – at least in Pakistan – is because of the dilapidated condition of the bathrooms. There’s shit everywhere except inside the toilet seat. The floor seems too brown and of course, the stink. Oh! It smells so bad you can taste it in your mouth!
Accidentally farting loudly!
What’s the next toilet related joke? Accidentally farting loudly! I know I’ve accidentally done that 
. The other person convulses with laughter and then completely changes the subject.
Tripping publicly
It’s horribly embarrassing. A cousin of mine once tripped right after entering a boutique. First, everyone went “Oh Bismillah!” and then once they knew she was fine they all started laughing. My cousin of course, wasn’t amused and kinda scolded us once we went back home.
Hey! Let’s all watch a sex scene together!
Watching a movie with your family and a steamy scene comes up. This happened quite recently with my family. We intended to watch The Namesake, but as luck had it be, the DVD was a movie named FUR. We had no idea what the story was about because – well – what can you make of a movie named FUR? The movie started with Kidman riding a bus to some farm. She reaches the farm, opens a gate and voila! A nude old man opens the door. He receives her and takes her inside his house. And it was her barenaked wife which made us turn off the DVD player outright. Damn those old naked ladies.
Itching
King of all Embarrassments: Itching. Pretty self-explanatory really. If you’re wearing dirty underwear, you’re bound to be have it. It’s even more mortifying if you get it in public. Want to see the most awesome itching-video ever? Look at Pakistan’s very own Law Minister!
Inappropriateness
Cracking an inappropriate joke is very awkward. Everyone’s enjoying the formal dinner. Until that over-confident person points to a disabled person and says “Hey, did you know why the chicken crossed the road?… Because it could!”
*snap* Wardrobe Malfunctions
Attention-seeking celebrities do this on purpose. Wear a revealing dress, jiggle a bit and woopa! Free press and the Paparazzi have a field day ’cause it’s a Wardrobe Malfunction! Britney Spears, Beyonce and Scarlett Johansson are just some of the many wardrobe malfunctioners.
Honorable mentions
- Picking your nose in public
- Immature behavior of a close relative at a serious occasion
- An open zip
- Awkward silences when there’s nothing to talk about.
